[Graffiti log] Every morning, for what we get up (Part I)

 Seeing the depth of winter is approaching, .
a cup of hot tea in this part of the film after a drunken sleep until I do not know what the eve of the season, Jinxi, poor 6m8 hours later the young artists had to be the founder of Grandma's Zuxun aunt of life with gorgeous white-collar workers and between the struggle to survive. The crux of the problem is in: Every morning, for what we get up?
dilemma in the young artists in the Land of Peach Blossoms and lofty Red when the mouth, another group of human, technology youth, has his the other set of defense against friendly way ready.
example, the laser alarm clocks mm
Do not misunderstand, not shooting at you sleeping face laser, but one to the alarm time, you use the remote control transmitter Laser, shot in the red bull's eye to the alarm off. In order to target bull's-eye, no one had teeth to cheer up the poor people there are weak hh weak Q: The remote control can not find how to do hh Yes ah, looking for remote control of light device while in a sober enough.
look at this flying alarm clock, one to the alarm time, the base of the base of the propeller would be driven out of a take-off time to seize the hh is not to fly and disappeared, just listen to proudly have three days without a break residual sound.
response, it places a strong wise man said: You can put the book next to the feel, smashing in the past, he learned to fly a small book in a more clever stunt hh suggested: propeller hundred dollar bills hanging sheets hh
better design than the above won bronze but not the actual production of the guys, the following can already be bought on Taobao. BAMBOO almost bought one, if not and thought for a moment think this is too masochistic self-flagellation of the words.
its product introduction is this: beep is called, but it will go away themselves, as to be rolled where to go, said that even it did not know. you want it to shut up, you have to get up immediately, it has not caught before disappearing in a nook it. The product is designed to be very strong, can withstand 0.6 m drop and .50 U.S. retaliation after the owner. Use this alarm clock while the discussion of a more masochistic method hh subdue it. final conclusion is:
1, long-haired lesbian (and some gay men) can put it in before going to bed with her hair tied.
2, Tun Town's can be trained at home with them to help the alarm by carrying back.
3, you can put it on the blanket, but we need to protect key parts, to avoid the grind injury.
4, the wheels removed, if 50 dollars, then do not feel bad.
5, hang it up and watch it run!
most definitely is:
6, upright position. (take 50 dollars to buy a guy with wheels and waste its wheels work? BAMBOO no stupid)
early in the morning than the mandatory exercise of these guys, and some interval of the alarm clock can be personalized to look a lot like BAMBOO trouble now with a mobile phone bell function, it will alarm once every five minutes. And BAMBOO always computed, and to realize in the morning when the first come; in the second when loaded can not hear; in the third the fourth time, etc. ; in the fourth when the first dream started early in the morning; to fantasize about the fifth time to get up, brush your teeth, wash, dress; the sixth time in the late hh
bad thing, but there are so few Even so user-friendly design but also to deposit additional ingredients heaven destroying human desires. as if the point of climbing effort will be great for the guy thinks, every pause button is pressed once the alarm is automatically elevated point, people reach .
said that people in more than 100 decibels of continuous stay a minute, it may be temporary hearing loss, so the positive side, as long as can get through a minute, can still be deep sleep great, unless hh
contributions will automatically alarm!
sleep a sleep alarm suspension withdrawn from circulation, then it will automatically from your online bank account (to support 1600 Bank) in the salary deduction, will be donated to a charity of the organization (to support 6200 organization). Here, we have basically seen through a variety of patterns of a single clock means, and let them fly around, run around, climb, drill down, roll over the floor, nothing but force us to clear through various means, but we, and How can such a devastated on the morning of satisfaction?
ANYWAY, do not know why we have every day even earlier than roosters, can not, at least get up this matter, it has a sweet start ?
BAMBOO recently started on this issue will be more in-depth discussion, ask you to pay attention.
waiting time, may wish to discuss the way you are awakened, thank you!
answer sheet format: Ninth in the morning
mm (nine to five, the most unusual days)
sweet morning mm
angry early morning mm
frightened and helpless mm
morning mm
the cold morning of morning mm
*** mm (for more freedom of choice may be requested)